His Imagination: Reader and Writer, Beware

"Reader and writer, beware! Know that where there are trolls, there are trollops," the first line of the article read. "Beware of trolls and trollops!" was the headline that had initially caught the reader's attention.

"This cannot have been written in our day and age; it must be his imagination running wild." The reader looked to see who the author was. "Not anyone I know." 

"Please do not feed the trolls and trollops," the article continued.

The reader was stunned at what he was reading.

"Are trolls and trollops really a part of today's world, or have they more appropriately been designated to the world of fantasy, fiction and folklore? Yes, trolls and trollops are still around today, now appearing internationally, as malicious and cruel, gossip mongers, busy at work on the internet. Yes, trolls and trollops are very real. The troll is not necessarily an ancient, mythological creature, previously depicted as a Scandinavian monster hiding under the bridge.Can you recall that old children's story about Billy Goat Gruff?"

The reader read on.

"In our era, the male troll is associated with unsolicited internet postings, ones that frequently portray a high degree of nastiness, meanness and cruel deception. The female trollop displays lewd and inappropriate behavior. Trolls and trollops are terribly unclean and known to live unhealthy lifestyles. They often take up residence under big bridges.”

The article continued.

“The expression on the faces of the trolls and trollops gives them away. There is always a distinct nastiness visible on their faces. Their voices and laughter are a high-pitched, screeching sound. Sometimes, it is more of a cackle. Their clothing is outdated, soiled, torn and ragged. They may be barefoot and have dirty feet. Sometimes, they trudge around town in worn out boots with holes. Their hair is unkempt, long and straggly and their beards always need trimming.”

The reader was appalled.

"There has to be a name for this kind of writing. Maybe it is media-hype, fanaticism or exaggeration?”

"And if you believe this, then I will sell you the Brooklyn Bridge," the last line read.

"Humor!" the reader roared with laughter. "You got me on that one!”